Aimee Tee
The GOAT, screen-printed on soft cotton. Scientifically proven* to raise your standup energy. (*not science)
Mountain Tee
Hand-drawn peaks across the chest. For people who say "let's take this offline" and mean a trailhead.
Polo
Crisp white with the embroidered MGT mark. Closes deals on the front nine, blames the wind on the back nine.
Dad Cap
Navy cap, embroidered peaks, instant credibility at any trailhead. Dad status not required, just encouraged.
Insulated Cup
Copper-insulated 12oz. Keeps coffee hot through the meeting that should've been an email, and the follow-up.
Mini Power Bank
Snaps to your phone, 5,000 mAh of insurance. Because 4% battery at a campsite builds character nobody asked for.
Mini Speaker
A JBL GO Essential speaker with the goat woven into the grille. Loud enough for the campsite, small enough to blame someone else's playlist.
Long Sleeve Tee
Ring-spun cotton long sleeve with the MGT mark. For shoulder-season trailheads and every open-office thermostat war.
Vest
A North Face soft shell vest with the MGT mark. Warm enough for the trailhead, sleeveless enough to remind everyone about your arm day.
Quarter-Zip
A North Face women's fit quarter-zip with the MGT horse mark. Half the zipper, all of the plausible deniability for skipping leg day.
Women's Polo
A Vineyard Vines pique polo, women's fit, with the MGT mark and a tiny whale that's seen things.
Chef's Apron
Mountain-logo apron for the campsite skillet or the office microwave popcorn incident. Pockets included, apologies not.
Everyday Polo
Fine pique blend, unisex fit, mountain logo left chest. The safest possible shirt to wear in a client meeting.
Hoodie
A Champion pullover hoodie, mountain logo on the chest. Built for standups you're attending from bed.
Aimee Hoodie
The same Champion pullover, with Aimee front and center. The closest most of us get to being called the GOAT this review cycle.
Golf Balls
One dozen Vice Tour balls with the goat. Guaranteed to end up in the same water hazard as your dignity.
Fleece Sweatpants
Comfort Colors sweatpants with the goat on the leg. The most honest thing you'll wear to a 'business casual' Friday.
Smart Mug
An Ember temperature-controlled mug that keeps your coffee hot long after your motivation has gone cold. Aimee or Athena, your call.
Spacer Quarter-Zip
Mercer+Mettle soft spacer fleece, women's fit. The zipper only goes up a quarter of the way, much like your commitment to a resolution.
Travel Mug
A Fellow Carter Move insulated travel mug with Athena the owl keeping watch. Judges your 6am meeting choices silently.
Weekend Duffel
A TravisMathew duffel with the mountain mark. Big enough for a weekend trip, small enough to pretend you're not overpacking.
Mountain Candle
Frosted glass candle with the mountain line art. Nine scents, zero of which are 'quarterly planning.'
Backpack
A North Face backpack, MGT edition. The grail item. 200 tacos of pure summit-ready flex. Start hoarding.
AirPods Pro 3
Apple AirPods Pro 3, laser-etched with the goat. Noise cancellation strong enough to mute the group chat.
MagSafe Charger
A magnetic battery that rides on the back of your phone. Enough charge to outlast the meeting that should have been an email.